![]() ![]() ![]() Let's spell 'okay' as 'ok' and put it in all caps so it looks like the character is screaming. Publisher: I'll have the cover department work on that! Hank: One more thing, let's make the cover really pretty so we can trick the reader into thinking it's a good book. Hank: *Whispers* There actually isn't really going to be a plot just a bunch of random scenes that are boring but kind of make sense. Hank: Oh, and one more thing! I'm going to write it so that the reader won't be able to tell when the exposition ended and the actual story starts. Publisher: Well, usually readers hate love triangles but it doesn't really matter because whatever you write will sell because your famous. Hank: Also, our main character will be bisexual so we can call our book diverse without actually going into the subject at all. Hank: So she'll discover the alien and then make a video about it which will go viral but let's make the main character super awkward and cringey. ![]() Publisher: What about the main character? He'll just be a big hunk of metal but we'll call him an alien. Hank: The alien won't actually talk or interact with the humans. Hank: Kind of but let's remove all the violent parts. Hank: I want to write a book about aliens. Publisher: What do you want it to be about. Hank: Yes, my brother wrote a bunch which means that I can too! Publisher: So Hank you want to write a book? ![]()
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